I'm a materialistic capitalist whore and proud of it. That means I get neat stuff if I lie well enough! I like that.
Plus I'm in the UCLA honors program YAAAAAAAAY!
Too bad I hate drunk people. My friend called me and was like "Robertina Gonzalez* I'm in love with you and I'm drunk." That's going to be the best conversation ever, later on. I need to talk to her about something else anyway.
Apparently "it never seemed relevant" isn't a very good excuse for keeping major secrets. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
*name changed to protect... well, myself
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