Friday, June 6, 2008

Not QUITE the worst day of my life.

But close enough. Blah, blah, blah.

Naw, man, I want to be happy, so I will be. You know why? I have magnificent teeth. Really, really magnificent teeth.

Can I get an amen, sunshine? I thought so.

But. I graduated. I got lots of gorgeous expensive jewelry and $600. I'm rich, baby. Because I'm doing a catsitting job (it pays ridiculously well because she's known me for so long, I guess) and I might be tutoring someone this summer. So I'm going to be rolling in it. I have my own cards. And I have fucking options. I like this. You have no idea how much I like this.

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