Lesbians are unappreciated.

Especially in fanfiction. There's all the straight couples and then there are gay men having buttsecks! It's good clean fun for the whole family! Or something like that. But where are the lesbians? Lesbians are hot. Except when they're Rosie O'Donnell.

Actually, I think I figured something out here. (I mean, besides the fact that 95% of fanfiction romance writers are CHICKS, and therefore aren't turned on by chicks-on-chicks. They want some penis, yo! Penii make everything better. This is a scientifically proven fact.) No, no, but seriously - think about the stereotypes. Straight women and straight men are allowed to stray outside their stereotypes (and are frequently boring - yeah, I said it!) because they're the norm. Or considered the norm. [Speaking of which, I don't trust surveys about who's gay and who's not. Probably some people are ear-deep in denial. Like, about 85% of the population. Some other people won't admit it. Some people are repressed. Blah, blah, blah.] Gay men are... supposed to be like highly stereotypical women, basically. Emotional, fond of fashion, theatrical, moody, etcetera. And they have penii! C'mon, don't you want to see duelling penii? Ahaha. Seriously though. People basically worship penii in at least American culture. More or less. (Too bad boobies are more fun, but whatever.) Gay women are supposed to be like highly stereotypical men, except without penises. And what's the point of a man if you don't get a penis in the bargain? That's just fucking pointless. No pun intended. Oh wait, no, I think I did mean that one. Subconsciously.

I would elaborate on how this actually does show that society is a pretty fucked-up place to be, but, um, I got distracted by the very idea of breasts and lost my train of thought. Besides, it's pretty obvious - any society that doesn't completely worship breasts is a society with some major issues, man. Isn't that obvious?

This pointless, scattered, and completely underwhelming post was brought to you by Teh Intarnetz and the pit of voles! Which I actually don't check. Ever. Because ain't nuthin' worse than fanfiction.net. I'd like to take my 15 seconds of fame and point out that I love you if you have penii! Otherwise, feel free to SUCK IT.

Cheers,
kiiziie